A "Cheating" Answer

What side of the cheetah has the most spots?

Taking It Personally

      John was in bed.  He didn't want to get up that Sunday morning.  Trying to awaken him, his mother poked her head in his bedroom and said, "Johnny, you need to get up, it's time to get ready for church."

      The son, in a foul mood, was not interested in attending. "I don't want to go to church; the people there are mean to me, they're not nice to me, and they make me feel bad, when I'm there."

     "But son," his mom persisted, "you know it's good for you. You really should go."

      Johnny blurted out, "Tell me one good reason why I should show up??!"

       His mother answered, "Your the pastor."

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A Resourceful Fellow

  Why did the guy toss a cube of butter out the window?

Meeting a New Friend, She Was Completely Undressed At the Time, Revisited. 7/16/13

Try to bear patiently with the defects and infirmities
of others, whatever they may be, because you also
have many a fault which others must endure. 

 Thomas à Kempis,  (Photographer's caption)

      Hello, how is everyone?

I just got in from a  trip to Oakland where I met with others regarding business and finances. Afterwards, a friend, prepared an unexpected meal. We had a nice time, fulfilling in more ways than one.

      Little did I know that I was about to meet a new friend. Usually, hairy females I'm not drawn to.  With this new friend I was.  And how.  In this case there were reasons that drew attention.

Unclear On the Concept, Part II

     A fellow, a nebbish, shows up at the door where a festivity was occurring.  Hanging from his clothes and from his neck are pots and pans. 

     The bewildered person answering the door asks, "What is with your getup?"

     "Isn't this a pot party?" he inquired.

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Confused On the Concept

Why did the jump in the vat of soup?

 He wanted to be a Souper Man

Using His Head

       Two guys traveling in the Sonora desert of Arizona come upon a grizzled mountain man, his ear to the ground. He says, "A while Volvo station wagon, husband and wife, along with three kids. The wife is driving....."

         Marveling at his abilities, they ask, "You can tell all that by placing your head to the ground??"

         "No," the mountaineer replies, "the rode over my ear!!"


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